Napkin please?

Okay, I'm not proud of this but I need to get it off my chest.

I happen to have this bad habit. I blame it on four years of uniforms that masked stains and dirt really really well.

... I tend to wipe my hands on whatever I am wearing/ laying on. Jeans, blankets, sweat, shirts, you name it. Now don't get me wrong, I don't walk around with huge stains on my clothes every day (that I know of) but when I am at home and snacking on stuff walking around the house and don't have a napkin already out I unconsciously wipe my hands on myself. Half way through I catch myself and cringe. 

Back in high school you seriously could. not. tell. whether a skirt was newly washed or hadn't seen clean water in a year. Except it if was pressed. Got to keep those pleats looking good y'know??

Do any of you do this?? {please tell me you do!} Or have a suggestion for me? Yes, I know, I should just eat not with my hands and eat tidier but can you teach an old dog new tricks? Nope.

PS. I wore my hair with my bangs back and in a messy bun. Looks unplanned and like I may or may not have taken a shower today, but I love this headband and I have to curl my hair to wear it with my bangs in my opinion. My face has felt naked all day.

EDIT: Okay, apparently my hair is a security blanket. I couldn't handle the nakedness feeling anymore {plus I felt like I was going to bed because that's how I wear my hair when I wash my face}. I just took down the bun though.

Excuse the silly face please, I was in a hurry and had a mouth full of toothpaste.