Wednesday, December 8, 2010


People ask me allll the time how I got to be so smart and worldly. Did you catch the sarcasm?

I just tell them I got it from my parents.

I  made a "that's what she said" joke to my Mom the other night- not that I usually do, that's SO 2007, but she just set it up so perfectly. Then she didn't get it and asked if I was making a sexual joke. So I suppose it is, and say yes. Then she gets mad and says that I shouldn't say that kind of stuff to my mother. Then I say, HELLLOOO I know you watch the Office!!

She had never "heard" it before. I put it in "" because she does watch the show but had never caught onto it. *headsmack*  She didn't even believe me until we watched a recent episode- which I wouldn't even think one of those jokes would be on because they cut them back, but sure enough it was. And she missed it. Again.


And for my oh so wise and observing father discovered in Australia while he was reading a sign that "UGG Australia" is not pronounced U-G-G Australia, but "ugg". He had never heard of them before.


Yep, the apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree.


  1. Haha. I love your sense of humor. Have you seen SNL's Bedelia series? Any of them?

    "Apple - tree Dad." :)

  2. Haha. So funny. I can't imagine what my parents would do if I made a "that's what she said" joke - they just barely asked me what "nicmo" meant and I just told them not to worry :)

  3. And by "nicmo" i meant, NCMO. Someone needs to re-check her abbreviations.

  4. Oh, you've got to love the parentals. Glad my parents are the only ones that are clueless.


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